The town of Monash has quickly fallen into chaos after a series of unfortunate events. Last week, the only remaining sherriff of the town, Sheriff Sassafras, has announced his retirement and departure from the town. Taking into account the lack of council in Monash, this now means the town has no legal protection, making itContinue reading “Monash descends into chaos as sole sheriff calls it quits”
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Riverlanderer Head Journalist ‘Lance Charles’ arrested on charges of ‘telling the news the mainstream media is too scared to cover’
It’s a sad day for independent journalism today, as Lance Charles has been taken into police custody, on the alleged charges of ‘telling the news the mainstream media is too scared to cover’, and ‘being an unbiased journalist telling the truth’. Lance Charles has been head journalist of The Riverlanderer since it’s inception in lateContinue reading “Riverlanderer Head Journalist ‘Lance Charles’ arrested on charges of ‘telling the news the mainstream media is too scared to cover’”
Global shipping in chaos after houseboat blocks Murray River trading route
A disaster has unfolded at the Berri riverfront earlier this week, one which the likes of The Riverland has never experienced before. Unexpected winds have caused a large houseboat to be wedged inbetween a narrow point in the river, completely blocking both sides of river-traffic from getting through. This particular path of the Murray RiverContinue reading “Global shipping in chaos after houseboat blocks Murray River trading route”
Interschool sport’s day to scrap winner’s trophy – opting for participation trophy for all instead
What was once a fierce competition is now being transformed into a more casual, relaxed sports day. The Interschool Sports Association has made the decision to scrap the winner’s trophy, and the concept of a ‘winner’ entirely. Instead of competiting against each other, the schools will work together to complete team-building sports activities. This changeContinue reading “Interschool sport’s day to scrap winner’s trophy – opting for participation trophy for all instead”
Second wave: 10,000 seasonal workers to enter The Riverland to cover harvest worker shortage
A second wave of imported workers will be entering The Riverland soon, to cover the shortage of employees for the mid 2021 harvest season. The workers are necessary, as farmers claim the locals ‘too lazy to work’. We spoke with a local farmer for more insight on the situation. “You just can’t find good workersContinue reading “Second wave: 10,000 seasonal workers to enter The Riverland to cover harvest worker shortage”
ANZAC day #cancelled; Mayor of The Riverland calls for ban on ANZAC day celebrations
The Riverland mayor has just announced that ANZAC day will be cancelled in The Riverland, with no towns being allowed to hold an ANZAC day celebration. No reasoning has been given for the cancellation, and the mayor has been deliberately vague in the case of answering questions about it. Head journalist Lance Charles managed toContinue reading “ANZAC day #cancelled; Mayor of The Riverland calls for ban on ANZAC day celebrations”
Riverlanders struggle getting wood
In a world with 400 billion trees, obtaining wood should be an easy task, but unfortunately this is not the case. Despite its abundance, getting some solid wood takes a lot of work. Amongst the troubles are government regulations, and misinformation which has been spread around the farmers and general public. We spoke to someContinue reading “Riverlanders struggle getting wood”
Monash Tower removal ‘an inside job’? Doubts cast over legitimacy of complaints
Last week we published an article explaining the reasonings behind the removal of the Monash Playground’s twin towers, but now all is not as it seems. New information has come to light which reveals there may be another side of it. An anonymous whistleblower from the Monash council has informed us that there was anContinue reading “Monash Tower removal ‘an inside job’? Doubts cast over legitimacy of complaints”
Microsoft Office to remove spellcheck as new generation’s spelling scores plummet
Tech giants, Microsoft, have announced that they will be removing spellcheck features from their Microsoft Office software. The announcement, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, was given by Microsoft CEO Natya Sadella at a press conference, who explained that the decision had been the result of 5 years of research: “We have been keeping tabs onContinue reading “Microsoft Office to remove spellcheck as new generation’s spelling scores plummet”
Old Sturt Highway to be removed after complaints about poor road conditions
The South Australian Department of Infrastructure and Transport made a shock announcement Friday Morning that they have found a solution to the hundreds of complaints about the current road conditions plaguing the Old Sturt Highway between the townships of Berri and Barmera. And that is to remove the highway all together. “We discussed resurfacing theContinue reading “Old Sturt Highway to be removed after complaints about poor road conditions”
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