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The Big Orange destroyed after Berri police officers mistake it for grounded Chinese spy balloon
One of Berri’s most iconic landmarks, The Big Orange, has been viciously destroyed in the early hours of Sunday morning, after several Berri police officers raised their weapons towards it, shooting it to pieces. Police spokesperson Ian Flate is calling it ‘an error in judgement’, but insists the officers had good intentions. “A judgement call…
Boba Fett Spotted In The Riverland After Cosi The Hutt Places Bounty on Thief’s Head
In recent events, Palmer Primary School’s polar bear mascot was sadly stolen from the schoolgrounds. The mascot’s donator, none other than Cosi The Hutt was absolutely furious, going as far as to place a bounty on the thief’s head. The bounty has attracted many different individuals from far and wide, seeking the reward for the…
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