Author Archives: Pattrick Huber

Due to the novel coronavirus pandemic many Australian holidaymakers have been encouraged to seek a venture within their own country. Although international borders have since been reopened, many are still choosing to avoid the large waiting queues at airports. While Australians had to endure lockdowns and closures, naturally, people have begun picking up new hobbiesContinue reading “Trendy Travellers Ditching Vans for Tinnies”

A few days ago, the 17th of June, marked an important day for the head of journalism at our local trustworthy news outlet. That day is Lance Charles’ birthday and he decided that this year was an important one as he doesn’t actually know his real age “I just know that I was born on the 17thContinue reading “Lance Charles’ Birthday Party Gets Wild During Year of The Tiger”

One of the countries finest property developers Large River Property, has decided to announce their latest development prospect. “We saw the success of Jane Eliza estate in the friendly town of Renmark and have chosen a similar approach” mentioned by the company’s spokesperson, Oscar Achilleas. When questioned about their proposed location Mr Achilleas said “Our research shows that The Riverland’sContinue reading “The Small Town with Big Plans”

Passing through Barmera, one of The Riverland’s finest towns, commuters will frequent the convenient service stations located on the national A20 Highway. Locals such as Jack Mehoff have questioned the safety on how some modes of transportation park their vehicles along this stretch of road, “You cannot see oncoming traffic whatsoever, someone must do something!”.Continue reading “Truck Parks Outside Local Service Station Blocking All Traffic… Becomes a Hero”