Animal rights activists are now targeting Murray River carp

For decades, carp in the Murray River have been regarded as pests, where the law states that you are not to throw carp back when fishing. However, a recent protest from animal rights activists has caused quite a stir. “We believe it makes no sense to remove such a beneficial fish from the river justContinue reading “Animal rights activists are now targeting Murray River carp”

The Argo Barge being targeted by mainstream media spies?

The Argo Barge is a well known piece of history in the Riverland, being the largest barge to ever operate on the Murray River. You’d think that because of this, the public would revere having the Barge on display in Renmark, however, this does not appear to be the case. Public outcry about the bargeContinue reading “The Argo Barge being targeted by mainstream media spies?”

Local animal behaviour research centre shares one unusual tip that people can use to prevent losing their dogs

A breakthrough in animal behaviour research has potentially revolutionised the way that dog owners can prevent their dogs from running away from home. “I used to just hope my dog wouldn’t escape from my completely unfenced yard…” Researchers at Leading Animal Behaviour Research And Development of Obedience Riverland (LABRADOR) have found some unlikely steps thatContinue reading “Local animal behaviour research centre shares one unusual tip that people can use to prevent losing their dogs”

Everything up in flames for beloved Riverland icon

Riverland icon, Lance Charles has been left gobsmacked after coming home from a crossfit session to find his house up in flames. “The mainstream media are always harassing me…It really could have been any of them” Lance Charles – Head Writer and Editor-in-chief at the Riverlanderer Local arson investigators are treating the blaze as suspicious,Continue reading “Everything up in flames for beloved Riverland icon”

Local Riverland dance group set to “twerk it” at Barmera ANZAC Day service

“We approached the Berri-Barmera Council quite sheepishly…but they loved the idea” The Barmera ANZAC Day service is renowned for being one of the biggest and best commemorative services in the Riverland, and this years is set to be one of the greatest yet. After the unexpected success achieved by the affectionately named “navy twerk dance”Continue reading “Local Riverland dance group set to “twerk it” at Barmera ANZAC Day service”

Microsoft Office to remove spellcheck as new generation’s spelling scores plummet

Tech giants, Microsoft, have announced that they will be removing spellcheck features from their Microsoft Office software. The announcement, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, was given by Microsoft CEO Natya Sadella at a press conference, who explained that the decision had been the result of 5 years of research: “We have been keeping tabs onContinue reading “Microsoft Office to remove spellcheck as new generation’s spelling scores plummet”

Push for Berri Scenic Lookout to be renamed to “something more inclusive”

The Berri Scenic Lookout may soon go by a new name, as the public expresses its desire to change the iconic tower’s title to “something more inclusive”. On the 24th of February, the Berri Acceptance and Recognition Society (BARS) held their annual general meeting, where president Carol Waters announced that an anonymous member of theContinue reading “Push for Berri Scenic Lookout to be renamed to “something more inclusive””