Loxton a current front runner for the prestigious “Golden Abbott” award

Great news for residents of this small town! Loxton is currently ahead in votes for the prestigious Golden Abbott award, which along with it’s great reputation, comes with a shiny golden statue to be proudly displayed in the town center. The Golden Abbott award is presented by ex-Prime Minister Tony Abbott himself, who will be making a public appearance within the town that wins the award.

“I’m really fond of small towns, and I always love to do my part to help those smaller communities in need.” He stated. “There’s just a lot of communities that could really use our help, especially in times like these.”

Mr Abbott has also generously pledged to cover up to 40% of the costs of the statue, to ease the financial burden of the Loxton council and ratepayers who will cover the rest.

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